Congratulations to Ben Drew AKA Plan B on hitting number 1 in the album charts with “Ill Manors”! And congratulations to the British pop-buying public for proving that having intelligence and something to say is no bar to chart success.
As for George Osborne AKA Plan A – a 10% rise in retail bankruptcies is yet more evidence of the horrifying economic disaster that is unfolding as a result of his policies. Still, at least when we’re all unemployed and homeless, we can all go and live in deserted Clinton Cards shops. It will be fun, like Dawn of the Dead.
To read more of our ongoing coverage of the great Plan A versus Plan B death match, go here.